Shrimp Cocktail
She's Glossy, Flossy, and a Whole 'Lotta Cocktail Saucy!
Burlesque Numbers
Below are a number of burlesque acts that I perform, along with a description, just so you can have a little taste of the full course. Feel free to request a specific number when booking!
Austin Powers
Super Mario Bros.
Yeah, baby! This number is based on the movies of Austin Powers! This act is set to the song "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls. It's fun and gets the crowd going! This is an act anyone can relate to and everyone has a great time watching it!
1 up! This Super Mario Bros. number brings you all of the excitement of the video game, and then some! Though it's a one player game, all can enjoy this little plumber's adventure.
Flashdance
This Flashdance number will show you a flashback to the 80s. Fully equipt with "Maniac", Leg Warmers, and even a wet suprise at the end, the crowd with know what a feeling it is to experience this number!
Medieval Bush
"Medieval Bush" by Stephen Lynch has taken life in this burlesque number! Looking back in time to the razorless era. See a whole new (and overgrown) side of Shrimp Cocktail!
Fembot
The Sister number to Austin Powers, this act will surely blow the cups out of your bra! Her first number ever performed, this is a new look at a reoccuring character in pop culture. Yeah, baby!
Rock Lobster
Everyone loves rocks, and everyone loves lobsters. Why not combine them? In this number, a young man is having a ball at the beach, boogie boarding and finding strange animals in his swim trunks! Surely a splash!
Pony
Take this little pony for a ride! Shrimp Cocktail performs as a, well, pony to the song "Pony" by Ginuine. She will hoof her way into your heart! You won't be saying "Nay" to an encore!
Napoleon Dynamite
No need to get your own tots with this number! Shrimp Cocktail puts the "Dynamite" in Napoleon Dynamite! Enjoy this wacky take on the already wacky dance from the film! "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"